I just called the store that I ordered my bridesmaid dresses from.

AND THEY DIDN’T HAVE ANYTHING ON RECORD.

Not only have they charged me but these dresses take 12 weeks to come in. The woman is checking with the manager, who is on vacation, and it may not be until tomorrow when I find out what the hell is going on.

If anything turns me into a chain-smoking alcoholic….this wedding may be it.